
Air conditioning is now political. Where do you stand?
The right wants the BTUs cranked to eleven. The left wants you sweating righteously into a tote bag, atoning for your carbon. Pick a side, then grab one that’s actually in stock before the next heatwave clears the shelves.

Will convene a working group to review the thermostat in due course.
It’s a joke. The slider genuinely sorts the catalogue by raw cooling power: feeble fan on the left, room-flattening BTUs on the right.
Portable air conditioners that haven’t sold out
46 of 51 still buyable right now · checked updated 1 min ago. Be quick, so is everyone else.


Costway 7000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Black

Pro Breeze 10L Portable Air Cooler with LED Display

Igenix 7000 BTU 3-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Daewoo COL1317GE 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

Costway 7000 BTU 5-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Cooling, Heating, Fan, Dehumidifier, WiFi

Emtronics 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Dehumidifier, Fan & Window Vent Kit (EMAC9KW)

HOMCOM 10000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Remote Control

Ariston MOBIS 9 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

Logik LAC07C25 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Blyss A018I-09C Local Air Conditioner 9000 BTU

Devola 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Window Kit (DVAC07CW)

Blyss A018I-12CH Reversible Air Conditioner 12000 BTU

HOMCOM 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App

Monzana MZKA1000 9000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi

HOMCOM 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App

Devola 9000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi, Black

Midea Portable Air Conditioner with Automatic Oscillation

Dreame P-Wind10 Portable Air Conditioner, Camel Gold

electriQ EcoSilent 10000 BTU Smart Quiet Portable Air Conditioner

Devola 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi & Window Kit (DVAC09CW)

Devola Compact 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner WiFi, Cooling & Heating (DVAC9KH)

MeacoCool 8000CHR Pro Smart Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Devola 10000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner WiFi, Cooling & Heating (DVAC10CHW)

Hisense APC09QC 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

Costway 4-in-1 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App

electriQ 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner (P12C)

Premiair 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner (PREM12000AC)

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 3-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Smart App & Voice Control

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Heater & Dehumidifier, App & Voice Control

Igenix IG9922 12000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, White

Logik LAC12C24 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Dimplex EcoIQ 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

MeacoCool Cirro 12000 BTU Cooling Only Air Conditioner

MeacoCool Cirro+ 14000 BTU Cooling Only Air Conditioner

Pro Breeze 9000 BTU 3-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner

MeacoCool Cirro+ 14000 BTU Super Quiet Inverter Smart Portable Air Conditioner

electriQ 16000 BTU Smart Portable Air Conditioner with Heat Pump (P16HPW)

MeacoCool MC Series Pro 16000 CH BTU Portable Air Conditioner

MeacoCool Cirro+ 16000 BTU Super Quiet Inverter Smart Portable Air Conditioner

AKAI Slimline 7000 BTU Small Portable Air Conditioner (ACP730K)

MeacoCool Cirro+ 16000 BTU Cooling & Heating Air Conditioner

De'Longhi Pinguino EM90 ECO 9800 BTU Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 3-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 4-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner & Heater

De'Longhi Pinguino AP130i GentleJet 13000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Fan & Dehumidifier
Don’t take our word for it
The internet noticed air con went political too. Hover or tap to pause.
Feeling guilty about your air con? Let’s do the maths.
Since you landed on this page, China has emitted roughly:
Running a portable AC flat-out for the entire British summer works out at about 0.15 tonnes. So in the few seconds you’ve been here, China has already out-emitted 0 of your summers of air conditioning. The planet will cope. You, at 32°C in a flat with “tier-one passive cooling,” might not.
Source: Our World in Data, annual CO₂ emissions (China ≈ 12.6 bn t/yr). A joke with real numbers. Stay hydrated; buy responsibly.
Your air con is the little flat blue line. Relax.
The Official Cooling Hierarchy™
Before some UK councils let you install air con, you must prove you’ve exhausted all five tiers of “passive cooling.” We are, sadly, not making this up.
- 1Open a windowAnd invite the 32°C outside air in to join you.
- 2Close the curtainsSit in the dark like a brooding Victorian ghost.
- 3Use a fanRedistribute the hot air more democratically.
- 4Passive cooling measuresPaint the roof white. Plant a tree. Wait 15 years.
- 5Reduce internal heat gainsTurn off the lights, the oven, and your will to live.
…or, tier 6: buy a portable unit (which usually needs no permission at all) and get on with your life.
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