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Air conditioning is now political. Where do you stand?

The right wants the BTUs cranked to eleven. The left wants you sweating righteously into a tote bag, atoning for your carbon. Pick a side, then grab one that’s actually in stock before the next heatwave clears the shelves.

Keir Starmer, cast as “Sir Keir Warmer”
You stand with
Sir Keir Warmer
Keir Starmer

Will convene a working group to review the thermostat in due course.

Far LeftFar Right

It’s a joke. The slider genuinely sorts the catalogue by raw cooling power: feeble fan on the left, room-flattening BTUs on the right.

46
of 51 not sold out (yet)
12
UK retailers we stalk
£199.99
cheapest you can actually buy

Portable air conditioners that haven’t sold out

46 of 51 still buyable right now · checked updated 1 min ago. Be quick, so is everyone else.

Aircon Wars fact: just ~5% of British homes have air con, against 90% in America. Whitehall calls it a “last resort.” We call it a basic human right at 32°C. Beat the cooling hierarchy further down.
Daewoo 3-in-1 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Fan & Dehumidifier (COL1317GE)
Daewoo

Daewoo 3-in-1 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Fan & Dehumidifier (COL1317GE)

In stockest.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTUA rated65 dB
£199.99£209.99-5%
at Robert Dyas · 2 retailers
Costway 7000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Black
Costway

Costway 7000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Black

In stockest.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTU
£200.99
at Robert Dyas · 2 retailers
Pro Breeze 10L Portable Air Cooler with LED Display
Pro Breeze

Pro Breeze 10L Portable Air Cooler with LED Display

Only 6est.Snake-Plant Socialist
£209.99
at Pro Breeze
Igenix 7000 BTU 3-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier
Igenix

Igenix 7000 BTU 3-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Only 4est.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTUA rated
£219.00
at Currys
Daewoo COL1317GE 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner
Daewoo

Daewoo COL1317GE 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTUA rated65 dB
£229.00
at Currys
Costway 7000 BTU 5-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Cooling, Heating, Fan, Dehumidifier, WiFi
Costway

Costway 7000 BTU 5-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Cooling, Heating, Fan, Dehumidifier, WiFi

In stockest.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTU65 dB
£229.99
at B&Q
Emtronics 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Dehumidifier, Fan & Window Vent Kit (EMAC9KW)
Emtronics

Emtronics 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Dehumidifier, Fan & Window Vent Kit (EMAC9KW)

Only 2est.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTU
£249.99
at Robert Dyas
HOMCOM 10000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Remote Control
HOMCOM

HOMCOM 10000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Remote Control

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
10,000 BTU
£258.99
at Robert Dyas
Ariston MOBIS 9 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner
Ariston

Ariston MOBIS 9 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£265.99£316.39-16%
at ManoMano
Logik LAC07C25 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier
Logik

Logik LAC07C25 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

Only 2est.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTUA rated
£269.00£299.00-10%
at Currys
Blyss A018I-09C Local Air Conditioner 9000 BTU
Blyss

Blyss A018I-09C Local Air Conditioner 9000 BTU

Only 2est.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£269.99
at Screwfix
Devola 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Window Kit (DVAC07CW)
Devola

Devola 7000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with Window Kit (DVAC07CW)

In stockest.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTUA rated
£299.95
at Devola
Blyss A018I-12CH Reversible Air Conditioner 12000 BTU
Blyss

Blyss A018I-12CH Reversible Air Conditioner 12000 BTU

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£299.99
at Screwfix
HOMCOM 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App
HOMCOM

HOMCOM 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated65 dB
£299.99
at ManoMano · 2 retailers
Monzana MZKA1000 9000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi
Monzana

Monzana MZKA1000 9000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTU
£299.99
at ManoMano
HOMCOM 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App
HOMCOM

HOMCOM 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated65 dB
£299.99
at B&Q
Devola 9000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi, Black
Devola

Devola 9000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi, Black

Only 2est.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£299.99
at B&Q · 3 retailers
Midea Portable Air Conditioner with Automatic Oscillation
Midea

Midea Portable Air Conditioner with Automatic Oscillation

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£299.99
at Amazon
Dreame P-Wind10 Portable Air Conditioner, Camel Gold
Dreame

Dreame P-Wind10 Portable Air Conditioner, Camel Gold

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTU
£319.00
at AO.com
electriQ EcoSilent 10000 BTU Smart Quiet Portable Air Conditioner
electriQ

electriQ EcoSilent 10000 BTU Smart Quiet Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
10,000 BTUA rated38 dB
£329.99
at Appliances Direct
Devola 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi & Window Kit (DVAC09CW)
Devola

Devola 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi & Window Kit (DVAC09CW)

Only 4est.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£359.99£389.99-8%
at Devola
Devola Compact 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner WiFi, Cooling & Heating (DVAC9KH)
Devola

Devola Compact 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner WiFi, Cooling & Heating (DVAC9KH)

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£369.99£409.99-10%
at Devola
MeacoCool 8000CHR Pro Smart Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier
Meaco

MeacoCool 8000CHR Pro Smart Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

In stockest.Centre-Left Cooler
8,000 BTUA rated
£379.00
at Currys
Devola 10000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner WiFi, Cooling & Heating (DVAC10CHW)
Devola

Devola 10000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner WiFi, Cooling & Heating (DVAC10CHW)

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
10,000 BTUA rated
£389.99£429.99-9%
at Devola
Hisense APC09QC 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner
Hisense

Hisense APC09QC 9000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£399.00
at AO.com
Costway 4-in-1 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App
Costway

Costway 4-in-1 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner with WiFi Smart App

Only 6est.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTU
£399.95£799.99-50%
at ManoMano
electriQ 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner (P12C)
electriQ

electriQ 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner (P12C)

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated49 dB
£399.99
at Appliances Direct
Premiair 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner (PREM12000AC)
Premiair

Premiair 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner (PREM12000AC)

Only 4est.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated65 dB
£399.99
at Appliances Direct
Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 3-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Smart App & Voice Control
Pro Breeze

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 3-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, Smart App & Voice Control

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£399.99
at B&Q · 4 retailers
Pro Breeze 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Heater & Dehumidifier, App & Voice Control
Pro Breeze

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Heater & Dehumidifier, App & Voice Control

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£399.99
at B&Q
Igenix IG9922 12000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, White
Igenix

Igenix IG9922 12000 BTU 4-in-1 Portable Air Conditioner, White

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£399.99
at B&Q
Logik LAC12C24 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier
Logik

Logik LAC12C24 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£429.00£449.00-4%
at Currys
Dimplex EcoIQ 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner
Dimplex

Dimplex EcoIQ 12000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£449.00
at AO.com
MeacoCool Cirro 12000 BTU Cooling Only Air Conditioner
Meaco

MeacoCool Cirro 12000 BTU Cooling Only Air Conditioner

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated45 dB
£519.00
at AO.com
MeacoCool Cirro+ 14000 BTU Cooling Only Air Conditioner
Meaco

MeacoCool Cirro+ 14000 BTU Cooling Only Air Conditioner

Only 6est.Dangerously Far-Right
14,000 BTUA rated42 dB
£599.00
at AO.com · 2 retailers
Pro Breeze 9000 BTU 3-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner
Pro Breeze

Pro Breeze 9000 BTU 3-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,000 BTUA rated
£599.99
at Pro Breeze
MeacoCool Cirro+ 14000 BTU Super Quiet Inverter Smart Portable Air Conditioner
Meaco

MeacoCool Cirro+ 14000 BTU Super Quiet Inverter Smart Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Dangerously Far-Right
14,000 BTUA rated
£599.99
at Meaco
electriQ 16000 BTU Smart Portable Air Conditioner with Heat Pump (P16HPW)
electriQ

electriQ 16000 BTU Smart Portable Air Conditioner with Heat Pump (P16HPW)

In stockest.Dangerously Far-Right
16,000 BTUA+ rated52 dB
£599.99
at Appliances Direct
MeacoCool MC Series Pro 16000 CH BTU Portable Air Conditioner
Meaco

MeacoCool MC Series Pro 16000 CH BTU Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Dangerously Far-Right
16,000 BTUA rated53 dB
£599.99
at B&Q · 3 retailers
MeacoCool Cirro+ 16000 BTU Super Quiet Inverter Smart Portable Air Conditioner
Meaco

MeacoCool Cirro+ 16000 BTU Super Quiet Inverter Smart Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Dangerously Far-Right
16,000 BTUA rated
£629.99
at Meaco
AKAI Slimline 7000 BTU Small Portable Air Conditioner (ACP730K)
AKAI

AKAI Slimline 7000 BTU Small Portable Air Conditioner (ACP730K)

Only 6est.Centre-Left Cooler
7,000 BTUA rated65 dB
£649.97
at Appliances Direct
MeacoCool Cirro+ 16000 BTU Cooling & Heating Air Conditioner
Meaco

MeacoCool Cirro+ 16000 BTU Cooling & Heating Air Conditioner

In stockest.Dangerously Far-Right
16,000 BTUA rated42 dB
£659.00
at AO.com
De'Longhi Pinguino EM90 ECO 9800 BTU Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier
De'Longhi

De'Longhi Pinguino EM90 ECO 9800 BTU Air Conditioner & Dehumidifier

In stockest.Card-Carrying Centrist
9,800 BTUA rated
£659.00
at Currys
Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 3-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner
Pro Breeze

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 3-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£699.99
at Pro Breeze
Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 4-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner & Heater
Pro Breeze

Pro Breeze 12000 BTU 4-in-1 Smart Portable Air Conditioner & Heater

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
12,000 BTUA rated
£719.99
at Pro Breeze
De'Longhi Pinguino AP130i GentleJet 13000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Fan & Dehumidifier
De'Longhi

De'Longhi Pinguino AP130i GentleJet 13000 BTU Portable Air Conditioner, Fan & Dehumidifier

In stockest.Centre-Right Cooler
13,000 BTUA+ rated
£999.00
at Currys

Don’t take our word for it

The internet noticed air con went political too. Hover or tap to pause.

Feeling guilty about your air con? Let’s do the maths.

Since you landed on this page, China has emitted roughly:

0tonnes of CO₂

Running a portable AC flat-out for the entire British summer works out at about 0.15 tonnes. So in the few seconds you’ve been here, China has already out-emitted 0 of your summers of air conditioning. The planet will cope. You, at 32°C in a flat with “tier-one passive cooling,” might not.

Source: Our World in Data, annual CO₂ emissions (China ≈ 12.6 bn t/yr). A joke with real numbers. Stay hydrated; buy responsibly.

Annual CO₂ emissions1950 → now
ChinaUK

Your air con is the little flat blue line. Relax.

The Official Cooling Hierarchy™

Before some UK councils let you install air con, you must prove you’ve exhausted all five tiers of “passive cooling.” We are, sadly, not making this up.

Approved by Whitehall
  1. 1
    Open a window
    And invite the 32°C outside air in to join you.
  2. 2
    Close the curtains
    Sit in the dark like a brooding Victorian ghost.
  3. 3
    Use a fan
    Redistribute the hot air more democratically.
  4. 4
    Passive cooling measures
    Paint the roof white. Plant a tree. Wait 15 years.
  5. 5
    Reduce internal heat gains
    Turn off the lights, the oven, and your will to live.

…or, tier 6: buy a portable unit (which usually needs no permission at all) and get on with your life.

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“Air conditioning was a most important invention for us, perhaps one of the signal inventions of history. It changed the nature of civilisation by making development possible in the tropics.”
Lee Kuan Yew, founding Prime Minister of Singapore (who, notably, got things done)

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